didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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