two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
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I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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