You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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