I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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