I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
