I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I think i got beer on your cat.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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