dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Boobs are out for the taking
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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