i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
tell me about the fingering
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