Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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