I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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