Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
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why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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