there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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