don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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