You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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