yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Randomize
