I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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