Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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