dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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