I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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