i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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