the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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