I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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