Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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