Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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