I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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