I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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