brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
my shit smells like andre
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
A bitchslap is in order.
Randomize