just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
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I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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