u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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