she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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