I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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