Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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