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True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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