You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Girls should come with a carfax report
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
