I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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