youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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