i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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