You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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