Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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