My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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