mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
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it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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