Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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