i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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