Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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