I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
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i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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