yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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