there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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