Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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