someone owes me an orgasm
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
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He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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