omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
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I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
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She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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