I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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