Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
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No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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