You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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