Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I wish I only lived at night.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Randomize
